my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85
he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
If you don’t love Thomas Muller, you are about to. Here’s why:
First of all he’s really photogenic, just look at him
He’s got freaking model status, not to mention he’s freaking cool.
And then there’s those moments where he’s just…Thomas, and you can’t help but love him because he’s just so adorable and Thomas.
So in conclusion it is impossible to dislike or hate or not love Thomas Muller.
At least now that I disabled Anonymous asks, your own face is attached to your pitiful hatemail.
And if you recognize this ugly mug, shoot me a name!
ETA: He’s been tracked down.
HIS NAME IS BRANDON BAYARD AND HE LIVES IN SUPERIOR, WISCONSIN.
Reblog the shit out of this so it shows up on every background search done by every guy trying to hire him ever.
REBLOGGING THIS ALWAYS, FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
Most likely the best post ever.
If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"
Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet
the purge is scary because its a time frame in which you could be the target for random, unimpeded & unpunished cruelty just for being in the wrong place + wrong time and youll be blamed for not being adequately prepared & alert
if youre black and/or queer and/or trans this is also known as “every waking moment”
when will it end
he is neither of those
so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and
somebody stop him
"i was born black"
It’s called satire, people